My name is Audrey. I love music, photography and art. I was from Maha Bodhi School, then I went on to Tanjong Katong Girls School, and now I'm kinda stuck in Temasek Junior College. I'm a Child of God, and I must say, He is ever so amazing. And hello I would very much like to get a Minox Leica M3 Digital Camera because it is absolutely the coolest thing ever - a vintage digital camera. Email me at i.mashed@hotmail.com or vzech@somethinghere.com
Thursday, November 01, 2007
10:38 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Yes, I'm kinda in love with Saw.
So this is what I found, feast your eyes and brains! HAHAHAHA! Its hilarious!
10. A jay-walker learns the error of his ways by having his legs ripped off and battery acid poured all over the bleeding stumps, then gets ran over by a car, at which point his corpse is raped.
9. A woman who rudely talks throughout a movie has her vocal cords ripped out and is savagely beaten with a cell phone, and then her corpse is raped in the back of the theater.
8. A cheap-skate diner who doesn’t understand the concept of proper tipping etiquette has quarters pressure-pumped into every orifice of his body until he internally bleeds to death and is turned into a human pinata for his waitress, who is forced to smash him in the face with a sledgehammer and pick up all the quarters before finally getting beaten to death herself with that bag of quarters for being too greedy. Both corpses are duly raped.
7. A guy who doesn’t recycle is boiled alive and his remains are used to make a handbag, which is then raped.
6. A married couple who has sex without condoms are both stabbed in the eyes with a needle covered in AIDS and corpse-raped by someone who practices safer sex.
5. A roommate who steals the last piece of pizza from the fridge is ran over with a steam-roller, corpse-raped, sprinkled with mozzarella, placed into a brick oven for 15 minutes, and force-fed to his fat roommate, who shouldn’t eat so much, which is why he ends up having his corpse raped too.
4. A deadbeat dad has his head cut off with a child-support check and gets corpse-raped by his ex-wife, who is then killed and corpse-raped for corpse-raping people.
3. A woman who smokes is put into a specially-constructed machine that burns her entire body with over 3,000 simultaneously lit cigarettes, then suffocates on all the smoke, at which point her corpse is raped.
2. A lazy Hollywood screenwriter who relies on sensationalistic violence and exploitative sequels to compensate for his profound lack of original ideas is hog-tied and beaten to death with a hard-bound copy of his own sh*tty screenplay for Saw V, which is then rolled up and used to corpse-rape him.
1. An audience full of desensitized morons who pay to see sequel after sequel of a movie that is ostensibly about watching other human beings suffer are forced to actually watch what the far less entertaining reality of what one of these torture scenarios would actually look like in real life, causing them all to choke to death on their own vomit and have their corpses raped by a bunch of rich asshole movie producers from Hollywood.
Source: www.bestweekever.tv
